The Tails Doll's Origin

How was Tails Doll born? Well there are three possibilities. All 3 should be told.

Was it SATAN'S doing?
Many say he was created by Satan to serve him and make humans fear what is beyond their control. But, personally, I don't beleive this for THREE reasons:

1. WHY THE FUCK would Satan make a freaking DOLL his minion? Satan is SCARY! He doesn't like FUCKING STUFFED ANIMALS!

2. He doesn't like the Sonic series AT ALL I bet because SONIC HAS NO RATED M CONTENT!

3.If EITHER of the above WEREN'T true, then he wouldn't use TAILS at least. He'd use MEPHILES.

Was it a genetic Super-Glitch that created a monster?
This may be true as to the fact that Tails Doll's life source is a crystal, and that he is an artificial copy of Tails. But, TV's weren't cursed, so why would the game be? Simple: TAILS DOLL CURSES YOUR TV'S. HE IS EVIL.

Was it REALLY just a plush stuffed in a closet that a kid bought?
This one makes sense because they say the kid killed himself but WHY THE HELL WOULD HE DO THAT? A kid wouldn't randomly just stick a knife in his chest. And also, that explains why he appears in HOUSES, not STREETS, so I beleive this one.

Here's the story: Once, there was a kid who had a Tails Doll Plush. He took it with him everywhere, as he loved that plush. But one day, the kid was left alone in his house. His dad was at work, and his mom was across the street at a neighbor's house. Neighbors say they heard strange noises, and heard the words "Can You Feel The Sunshine" Over and over, in different voices. Anyway, when the kid's mother came back, she saw the kid dead on the kitchen floor. In one hand was a knife, and in another was the Tails Doll. The authorities thought the kid committed suicide, but we all know it was the Tails Doll.